男であること Club
登録する
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
 Manly things
added by
Source: manlythings@tumblr
Just some manly things
写真
man
men
manly
firearms
bares
horne
military
army
Fanpup says...

This 男であること 写真 might contain ソファー, ソファ, 愛席, 二人掛け用, テテをテテ, ヴィザヴィ, シートを愛し, 愛し, テテ, テー, 愛の席, 二人掛け, テテ ヴィザヴィ, デイベッド, ソファベッド, デイボンベッド, and 寝台兼用の長椅子.

The ハート, 心 Attack Grill serves up artery clogging (but tasty) 食 served によって scantily clad waitresses (known as 'nurses'). Heaven has found a place right here on little 'ol Earth :-)
video
ファストフード, ファーストフード
fattening
burgers
meat
artery clogging
Crazy UK 表示する in which dudes attempt daring stunts. In this clip "Neg" plays a game called "Urban Sprinting" in which あなた attempt to outrun security guards after setting of the store's "inventory control system". Truly manly.
video
crazy
stunts
urban sprinting
balls
Video clip of how あなた can undress in 7 seconds.
video
undress
amazing
posted by isabelle_905
Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the 表, テーブル with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the ミルク carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check または charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a テレビ set in her purse. "So, do あなた always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...
continue reading...
posted by isabelle_905
More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The ガレージ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. チョコレート is just another snack. あなた can be President. あなた can never be pregnant. あなた can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. あなた can wear NO シャツ to a water park. Car mechanics tell あなた the truth.

The world is your urinal. あなた never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. あなた don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, もっと見る pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
continue reading...
posted by isabelle_905
From an Eメール I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten によって his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, あなた must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for もっと見る than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless あなた actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free ビール in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
continue reading...
posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Guys, pay attention!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and あなた need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five 分 is only five 分 if あなた have just been 与えられた five もっと見る 分 to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and あなた should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...
continue reading...
posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an Eメール and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN 与えられた LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...
continue reading...
Godzilla demonstrates good parenting.
video
godzilla
男であること
being a dad
parenting
Commercial about the effects of ビール for some men. Classic.
video
ビール
commercial
funny