I know what you’re thinking,
What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot!
Yes I coulda nailed her,
But no it’s not a failure,
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not.
To score a ten would be just fine,
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines,
It’s a truth あなた can’t refute!
Nothing SUITS/スーツ me like a suit!
Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy
in the ジャケット and tie,
That 子犬 in the double-breast.
That ’80s dude in mutton chops,
That baby with a lollipop,
That lady cop who’s kinda cute...
Nothing SUITS/スーツ ‘em like a suit!
Wingman I can wear,
They’re oh so debonair,
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues.
In navy blue または black,
Check out this perfect rack.
I want to give them a squeeze!
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If あなた please....
What would あなた do if あなた had to choose
Between your SUITS/スーツ and a pot of gold? -Suits.
What would あなた say,
If あなた gave your SUITS/スーツ away
In return you’d never grow old? -Suits.
What would あなた pick,
One million chicks
または a single three-piece suit? -It’s moot.
What if world peace
Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop あなた right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four!
Girls will go and girls will come,
But there’s only one absolute.
Every bro on the go needs to know,
That there’s no accepted substitute!
I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends,
My Sunday best are my best friends.
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute!
‘Cuz nothing SUITS/スーツ the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a …. wait for it …
Suit!
Then again, she is pretty hot....
What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot!
Yes I coulda nailed her,
But no it’s not a failure,
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not.
To score a ten would be just fine,
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines,
It’s a truth あなた can’t refute!
Nothing SUITS/スーツ me like a suit!
Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy
in the ジャケット and tie,
That 子犬 in the double-breast.
That ’80s dude in mutton chops,
That baby with a lollipop,
That lady cop who’s kinda cute...
Nothing SUITS/スーツ ‘em like a suit!
Wingman I can wear,
They’re oh so debonair,
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues.
In navy blue または black,
Check out this perfect rack.
I want to give them a squeeze!
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If あなた please....
What would あなた do if あなた had to choose
Between your SUITS/スーツ and a pot of gold? -Suits.
What would あなた say,
If あなた gave your SUITS/スーツ away
In return you’d never grow old? -Suits.
What would あなた pick,
One million chicks
または a single three-piece suit? -It’s moot.
What if world peace
Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop あなた right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four!
Girls will go and girls will come,
But there’s only one absolute.
Every bro on the go needs to know,
That there’s no accepted substitute!
I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends,
My Sunday best are my best friends.
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute!
‘Cuz nothing SUITS/スーツ the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a …. wait for it …
Suit!
Then again, she is pretty hot....