I wrote this some days ago, intentionally trying to write as poorly as possible without resorting to chat language. It occurred to me that such 書く would be good fodder not only for humor, but for critical analysts to test their analytical skills. So I invite you, dear reader, to experience the text, then write your analysis in the コメント field below. Feel free to be as harsh as あなた feel is necessary.

The Savannah Limes

You feel a twinge in your arm as a ガゼル leaps past, and suddenly the flavor of ライム fills your mouth. Laughingly あなた rest your arm on the shoulder of your companion,...