Luna

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Pete: または anyone that works here
Gordon: または anyone that works here.
Pete: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Gordon: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Pete: And I will not fuck with...

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This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your 日 been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with あなた three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash...

In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.

虹 Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking 林檎, アップル trees.
虹 Dash: I never knew あなた could have a record for bucking 林檎, アップル trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty 林檎, アップル trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous ポニー is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of あなた are freaking out about nothing if you...

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up もっと見る stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw あなた enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are あなた doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws ファン into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A 月 passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I 発言しました to myself. "Because...