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The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.
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音楽 Director: Uh Belmont, あなた don't have to ベルト it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
音楽 ポニー 1: *Clears throat*
音楽 Director: Take two.
音楽 ポニー 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
音楽 ポニー 1: 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun 焦げ茶色, ダン, dun dun-
音楽 ポニー 3: Ah, do it again.
音楽 Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
音楽 ポニー 2: Take your time man.
音楽 ポニー 3: Yeah, relax.
音楽 ポニー 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then あなた start.
音楽 ポニー 1: Gee.
音楽 ポニー 2: So? What's the difference?
音楽 ポニー 1: Uh, it's getting to sound like a hillbilly song, I mean it.
音楽 Director: *Quietly* what hillbilly song?
音楽 ポニー 2: Yeah Gormon, listen. *Hits a key on the piano*
音楽 Director: Take 7.
As the song starts, so do the opening credits.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Ponies On The Rails fanfic.
The Human World
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
It was a bright sunny day, with no clouds in the sky. Everypony on the Union Pacific was just doing their job.
Stephanie: *Driving a freight train with Nicole*
Nicole: *Shovels coal into the firebox*
Stephanie: *Blows the whistle as she passes the entrance to the trainyard*
Inside the trainyard
Wilson: *Slowly driving a switcher pushing freight cars down the hump*
Snowflake: Slow it down a little bit.
Wilson: *Slows down his speed*
Snowflake: Better.
Mike: *Uncouples three freight cars from the train*
Ike: Nice work. Now, uncouple the first two boxcars from the train.
Mike: *Uncouples two boxcars from the train*
Snowflake: *Sticks her head out of the window on her yard tower* Mike, and Ike, another freight train is coming in after あなた finish with that. *Puts head back into yard tower*
Mike: Mike & Ike.. Isn't that a brand of candy?
Ike: I don't know what you're talking about.
The 音楽 fades away as Gordon enters Pete's office at the train station.
Pete: What can I do for you?
Gordon: あなた can tell me why Pierce, and Metal Gloss aren't here!
Pete: That's the 60th time あなた asked me. They're on their honeymoon.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: They got married.
Gordon: Where is their honeymoon?
Pete: In San Franciscolt. Far away from you, so they don't have to worry about your idiocracy.
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On The Golden Neigh Bridge, Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were walking across it. As they were doing this, a tugboat was pulling a barge going under the bridge.
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: This has been a really great honeymoon thanks to you.
Hawkeye: No problem. あなた mean the world to me, and I want あなた to have the best of everything.
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*
They stopped walking, and kissed each other again. Now stop the song.
Not far away, a bank robber was running away from three police ponies.
Police ポニー 2: Stop him!
Bank Robber: *Shoots two bullets at the police* I can't believe my partner left me behind.
Metal Gloss: *Looks at Bank Robber* What's going on?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but he's heading towards us, we need to run away from him.
But it was too late.
Bank Robber: *Shoots Hawkeye in the leg* 移動する it! *Pushes Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Ow.
Hawkeye: *Holding his leg, and leans on the railing*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye, look out!!
Hawkeye: *Goes over railing, and falls off the bridge*
Metal Gloss: PIERCE!!
Hawkeye: *Sees a tugboat pulling a barge.*
One of the objects inside the barge was a mirror. It seemed like any ordinary mirror, but it wasn't.
Hawkeye: *Lands in the mirror*
Metal Gloss: *Sees Hawkeye disappear* Huh? What just happened?
In the 前 part of this story, Hawkeye accidentally fell off the Golden Neigh Bridge while a ポニー shot him. While falling, Hawkeye saw a mirror, but little did he know it had special powers that could take him to a different world while changing him from a ポニー to a human.
Location: Ogden, Utah
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
In the human world, Nikki West was driving a slow freight with her sister Meadow.
Meadow: Why do we have to go slow?
Nikki: Bad track conditions. If we go too fast, our train may go off the tracks.
One on of the freight cars of Nikki's train was a mirror, just like the one Hawkeye fell through in San Franciscolt.
Hawkeye: *Goes up into the air, and turns into a human* Ah! *Sees the mirror, and falls into it* Not again!! *Goes up from the mirror in San Franciscolt*
Metal Gloss: *Watching the barge* What?
Hawkeye: *Goes through the mirror, then turns into a human*
Because of the mirrors facing up towards the sky, everytime Hawkeye went through it, he would fall right back into it, and could not find a way out.
Nikki: *Sees two green flags 次 to the tracks* Guess what Meadow.
Meadow: What?
Nikki: From now on, the tracks are 安全, 安全です enough for us to go as fast as we want. *Increases speed on her train*
Hawkeye: *Goes through the mirror on Nikki's train, then lands on a freight car behind the one where the mirror is* Well this is just bull- *Sees the train going through a tunnel* oh boy. *Gets knocked off of the train によって the tunnel*
Hawkeye was unconscious. When he woke up, he saw himself on the platform of Ogden's train station. He was surrounded によって four humans, but they looked strangely familiar to him.
Hawkeye: Who are あなた guys?
Duke: Railway employees.
Hawkeye: Wait! あなた can talk?
Roger: Yeah. All humans talk.
Hawkeye: No. I must be having a nightmare! *Stands up* Where am I?!
Anthony: Hey, take it easy.
Hawkeye: Where am I?!? Answer the question!!
Michael: I told あなた two he should go to the hospital.
Roger: もっと見る like an asylum.
Hawkeye: I don't belong in a hospital, または an asylum! Please tell me where I am.
Roger: Ogden Utah.
Hawkeye: The date?
Anthony: September 6, 1958.
Hawkeye: *Stays silent for a few seconds*
Michael: Sir?
Hawkeye: No, my name is not sir, it's Pierce Hawkins. Listen, I need to know your timetable so I can get to Cheyenne.
Anthony: Wyoming?
Hawkeye: Yes.
Anthony: What do あなた say Michael?
Michael: Wait a few seconds.
Hawkeye: Does it really take that long to get a-
A passenger train pulled into the station. It was being driven によって Donut. He blew the horn as he stopped his train right 次 to the station platform.
Hawkeye: I'm going to guess that this is my train.
Michael: Yep, but first, あなた need to buy a-
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the train*
Michael: ticket.
Hawkeye: *Sits down, and has a twenty dollar bill for the conductor*
Conductor: May I have your ticket?
Hawkeye: Will a twenty dollar bill be alright?
Conductor: *Takes twenty dollar bill, then walks to another car on the train*
Hawkeye: *Begins to take a nap*
Conductor: *Leans out of passenger car* ALL ABOARD!! *Gets back in the car*
It's time to go, and Hawkeye wakes up from his nap so he can watch the train leave the station.
Hawkeye: (When I get to Cheyenne, hopefully I see my boss, and all my フレンズ there, as humans. Perhaps they could help me get back to the world I came from.)
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 11:11 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The train that Hawkeye was on stopped at Cheyenne's train station.
Hawkeye: *Walks off the train, and sees it leaving the station*
Pete: *In his office with Stylo, and Gordon* Stylo, I need あなた to get a freight train into Denver. Every person needs oil to keep the electricity in their homes going, but so far, they're nearly out.
Stylo: I'm on it.
Pete: Gordon, remember that hospital によって the station あなた drove your passenger train to in Omaha yesterday?
Gordon: I, think so.
Pete: Well they're running out of penicillin, and they need us to get it to them. Your train is going to stop at the station to refuel. As it does that, あなた will get on board, and take over from there.
Gordon: Got it.
Pete: Okay あなた two, you're dismissed.
As Hawkeye got towards Pete's office, Stylo, and Gordon walked by.
Stylo: Excuse me. *Walks past Hawkeye*
Gordon: *Pushes Hawkeye out of the way* 移動する it poopyhead.
Hawkeye: Poopyhead? *To the reader* And this is supposed to be rated at least PG-13. Even though no one 発言しました any swear words yet.
Pete: *Walks out of his office* Who the fuck are あなた talking to?
Hawkeye: Never mind.
Pete: What are あなた talking about?
Hawkeye: Somepony pushed me out of his way, and called me a poopyhead.
Pete: Don't say that. We are in a fanfic that is being created for adults.
Hawkeye: Forgive me. I just wanted to apply for a job here.
Pete: Okay. I'm sure I can get あなた a job.
Meanwhile in the ポニー world, San Franciscolt.
Metal Gloss: *At a hotel on the telephone*
Pete: *In his office at Cheyene's train station, and picks up the phone ringing in his office* Hello, Union Pacific's Cheyenne train station. Pete Reimer speaking.
Metal Gloss: Pete? Something terrible happened.
Pete: What?
Metal Gloss: Pierce is dead.
Pete: What?!
Metal Gloss: I 発言しました Pierce is-
Pete: I know what あなた said, but it gave me the impulse to ask.
Metal Gloss: I'm really scared.
Pete: How did it happen?
Metal Gloss: We were on the Golden Neigh Bridge. He got shot, and fell off, but I think I saw him disappear when he landed in a barge.
Pete: A barge?
Metal Gloss: Yeah. It had this mirror, and it looked like Hawkeye disappeared just as soon as he was about to land on it.
Pete: I think I know what happened. Don't leave San Fran, I'm coming to help. I should be at the airport によって seven hours. Meet me there.
Metal Gloss: I will. Bye.
Pete: Bye. *Hangs up, and sighs* Pierce, Pierce, Pierce. I can't believe this happened to you.
Back at the human world, Hawkeye was still in Pete's office discussing his job.
Pete: Okay, let me get this straight. あなた used to work on the Delaware & Hudson, and signed some papers to quit that railway, to come work here. However, the papers got lost, and あなた can't find them.
Hawkeye: 100% correct.
Pete: I don't know. あなた seem really determined to do a good job, but I don't want to risk あなた crashing any of my trains, and hurting anyone.
Hawkeye: I'll do the complete opposite of that.
Pete: I'm sure あなた will. However, it's mandatory that あなた spend two days of on the job training on becoming an engineer.
Hawkeye: Who do I work with?
Pete: Metal Gloss. She's a light grey girl with yellow eyes, and her hair is two tones of grey. I'll send a telegraph to the trainyard, informing Metal Gloss to meet あなた によって the yard tower.
Hawkeye: Okay. I'll head over there now. *Leaves office, and begins walking to the train yard* i wonder what my special somepony will look like as a human.
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, the train yard
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 11:15 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
While Hawkeye was walking to the train yard, he saw a man with blue hair, wearing a white gown.
Hawkeye: Orion Stardust.
Orion: *Walks over to Hawkeye* Hey, are あなた a new worker?
Hawkeye: あなた might say that.
Orion: Well, what do あなた think about this dress?
Hawkeye: Would あなた mind a little bit of constructive criticism?
Orion: Not at all.
Hawkeye: First of all, I think it looks great. It's quite "amazing" to see あなた wear one of those, but one thing, あなた must wear a slip.
Orion: A what?
Hawkeye: A slip. With the sun behind you, I can see through your shorts.
Orion: Oh. I thought if I didn't wear a slip, I'd get fired much quicker. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: May I ask where あなた got that?
Orion: *Stops, and looks at Hawkeye* From a magazine.
Hawkeye: A white wedding gown?
Orion: I'm entitled. I'm a virgin. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: *Continues walking to the train yard*
Metal Gloss was waiting at the yard tower like Pete 発言しました she would.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* Hello.
Metal Gloss: Hi.
Hawkeye: Pete 発言しました there would be a light grey girl with yellow eyes. All I see is a beautiful light grey girl with yellow eyes.
Metal Gloss: *Blushes* Really, that's-
Hawkeye: Romantic, I know.
Metal Gloss: Well, let's get started. Our train is right over here.
Hawkeye: What engine are we getting into?
Metal Gloss: Engine 4022.
Hawkeye: *Looking at the train* This will be fun. (I wonder if it'll be the same as driving a train in the ポニー world)
Metal Gloss: It will be as long as あなた know what you're doing.
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. あなた just sit back, and relax. So where are we going with this train?
Metal Gloss: Our orders are to go Northwest, into Pocatello.
Hawkeye: Okay. I'm gonna wait for the signal to turn green, but we may need もっと見る boiler pressure.
Metal Gloss: *Looks at P.S.I gauge* You're right. It's like you've been doing this for eleven years.
Hawkeye: *Looks to the reader while Metal Gloss isn't paying attention* Funny. I have been an engineer for eleven years.
Metal Gloss: *Shoveling coal into the firebox*
A man in a Railroad Police uniform walked up to Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss.
Railroad Police Man: Everything has been checked over, and your train is ready for departure.
Metal Gloss: Thank you.
Hawkeye: *Checks gauges* Okay, looks like our boiler pressure has gone high enough for us to get outta here.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: All aboard. *Blows whistle twice, and rings the bell. He pulls the throttle, and the train leaves the yards*
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Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were going really fast on the mainline
Hawkeye: *Checks the signal, and sees it's green* (This is just like driving a train in the ポニー world. I do hope I can get back there soon. How am I gonna tell Pete about that mirror though?)
Metal Gloss: *Shovels coal into firebox*
Hawkeye: Just a little curious, do あなた have a special... Someone?
Metal Gloss: あなた mean a boyfriend?
Hawkeye: Is that what it is?
Metal Gloss: Yeah. Everyone knows that.
Hawkeye: Well actually, where I come from, it's special someone.
Metal Gloss: Oh. I'm a little embarrassed. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings.
Hawkeye: Of course not.
Metal Gloss: Anyway, I'm single.
Hawkeye: あなた remind me of this other girl I used to date. She looked just like you.
Metal Gloss: Strange. What was her name?
Hawkeye: *Hesitates* Emily, her name was Emily.
Metal Gloss: I bet she was really nice. What happened to her?
Hawkeye: She got killed in a car accident.
Metal Gloss: Oh, that's terrible.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I know. Let's change the subject. What would あなた say if I told あなた that I was from a different world, and to get back to that world, I needed a mirror?
Metal Gloss: I would hope that あなた could find that mirror as quickly as possible, and get back to the world あなた came from, so あなた could be with your loved ones.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Hawkeye was still curious on how to find the mirror to get him back into Equestria. As much as he enjoyed being a human, he wanted to get back to Equestria quickly.
Location: The ポニー world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 12:39 PM
Railroad: N/A
Metal Gloss was waiting for Pete at the airport.
Pilot: *Lands airplane*
Ponies: *Getting out of airplane*
Pete: *Walks out of airplane*
Inside the airport, Metal Gloss was waiting for him.
Pete: *Gets to Metal Gloss* How are you?
Metal Gloss: Sad, but I'm feeling a little better now that you're here.
Pete: I appreciate that. Now let's go find that mirror.
Meanwhile in the human world, Hawkeye was still driving his train to Pocatello. He finally decided to talk about the mirror to Metal Gloss
Hawkeye: Remember that mirror thing I told あなた about?
Metal Gloss: What mirror thing?
Hawkeye: The one I used to get from my world into this one.
Metal Gloss: Yeah. Well actually, あなた didn't really do that, it was just a hypothetical situation あなた told me about.
Hawkeye: Right. Well, I saw a mirror on this freight train on the Southern Pacific, and I could have sworn I saw a man come out of there, and he 発言しました he was from another world where 馬 talked, and rode on humans.
Metal Gloss: And yet in this world, humans talk, and ride on horses.
Hawkeye: Right.
Metal Gloss: Why would someone use mirrors to get from one world to another?
Hawkeye: I have no idea, but I would like to talk to the Southern Pacific about it.
Metal Gloss: I know their phone number.
Once they reached Pocatello, Hawkeye ran to the nearest phone booth, and used the number Metal Gloss gave him to call the Southern Pacific.
Hawkeye: Come on, pick up the fucking phone.
At the train station in Ogden Utah
Michael: *Picks up phone* Hello, you've reached the Southern Pacific's train station in Ogden Utah. Michael Grin speaking.
Hawkeye: Hey, remember that man あなた found this morning? He had green skin, and red, and yellow hair.
Michael: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: That's me. I want to know something.
Michael: Okay.
Hawkeye: I saw a mirror on one of your trains. Where is it being taken to?
Michael: It was taken to a beauty ショップ in Winnemucca Nevada.
Hawkeye: Okay thanks. I was just wondering if I could buy that mirror for myself.
Michael: Yeah, sorry sir. あなた have to go all the way into Winnemucca to get it.
Hawkeye: Okay. Sure thing. *Hangs up*
Michael: Hm. He didn't even say goodbye.
Location: The ポニー world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM
Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in ベッド with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.
Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they 発言しました they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a 机, デスク in a small building at a harbor* What makes あなた think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed によって a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple mirror with red rubies.
Fat Pony: A purple mirror with red rubies, huh? Sorry sir, but we don't have one of those.
Harbor Pony: こんにちは Jack, we just got this really cool mirror!
Harbor ポニー 2: What does it look like?
Harbor Pony: It's purple, and it's got red rubies on it.
Fat Pony: Never mind. We just got it. Come on down, and pick it up.
Pete: Where?
Fat Pony: Pier 48, によって the China Basin Park.
Pete: Got it. *Hangs up*
Metal Gloss: Where are we going?
Pete: To some place called Pier 48. It's によって the China Basin Park, but I don't know where that is.
Metal Gloss: I do. Follow me.
Meanwhile, in the human world.
Hawkeye: I'm getting on a train to Winnemucca.
Metal Gloss: What about your job?
Hawkeye: Forget that, I got something もっと見る important to do. *Walks into the station*
Person: *Walks to Metal Gloss* Your train to Cheyenne is waiting.
Metal Gloss: Okay. *Walks away from the station*
Metal Gloss got into her train, and started driving away from the station, but what she didn't know was that two gangsters were at the station, waiting for the same train as Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Inside the station* One ticket to Winnemucca please.
Station Master: That'll be six dollars.
Hawkeye: *Gives six dollars to the station master*
Station Master: *Gives Hawkeye his ticket* Enjoy your ride.
Hawkeye: I will.
Gangsters: *Walk into the station blocking the exit*
Hawkeye: *Stops in front of the gangsters* Excuse me.
Gangsters: Shut up.
Hawkeye: I have to get onto the platform.
Gangsters: You've got plenty of time for that. Just follow us.
In a dark room somewhere.
Gangsters: *Beating up Hawkeye* We followed あなた all the way from Cheyenne. Our boss wanted us to make sure あなた got some things straight. We're special customers, and get to have some things from your freight trains, at a special discount of 100%. Do あなた understand what we're saying?
Hawkeye: Go fuck yourself.
Gangster 2: *Grabs revolver, and shoots the floor near Hawkeye's feet* Let me repeat what I just said. We can take whatever we want from any train on your railway, for free. Got it?!
Hawkeye: Whatever, now let me go.
Gangster 2: No no, not whatever.
Hawkeye: Well, I quit the railway!! I'm going to Winnemucca, and you'll never see me again.
Gangster: That's too bad. あなた missed your train two hours ago.
Hawkeye: WHAT?! You've been keeping me here for two hours?!
Gangster: That's right. We're gonna leave あなた tied up in this chair, until あなた die.
Hawkeye: But I don't want to die.
Gangster 2: We don't care.
They left the room leaving Hawkeye によって himself.
Hawkeye: (How am I going to get myself out of this one? I need to hurry so I can get to that mirror, and return to Equestria)
Location: The ポニー world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM
Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.
Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror 次 to テレビ set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*
Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.
Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the ポニー world*
Metal Gloss: What did あなた see?
Pete: I saw a bunch of humans staring at me. They looked really confused.
Then suddenly, three ponies came out of the mirror.
ポニー 1: Where are we?
ポニー 2: I don't know. *Looks at ポニー 1, and 3* Holy shit! あなた turned into horses!
ポニー 3: *Looks at herself in the mirror, then screams*
Pete: Don't be scared. It's actually not that bad.
ポニー 1: Where are we?!
Metal Gloss: San Franciscolt.
ポニー 1: Don't あなた mean San Francisco?
Metal Gloss: Nope. San Franciscolt.
ポニー 3: What state is San Franciscolt in?
Metal Gloss: Alicornia.
ポニー 2: Alicornia?
ポニー 1: Sounds almost like California.
ポニー 3: What country is this?
Pete: Equestria.
ポニー 2: Fuck this, let's go back. *Goes into the mirror*
ポニー 1: Acutally, I like this place.
ポニー 3: Me too.
Both ponies left Pete, and Metal Gloss alone in their hotel room. Then, Hawkeye arrived.
Pete: Pierce!
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye! *Hugs Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Sees Pete, Metal Gloss, then looks at his hooves* It's great to be a ポニー again. I was being interrogated によって two gangsters, and I realized they tied me up in a chair in a dark room right 次 to the mirror.
Metal Gloss: What was it like in the human world?
Hawkeye: Boring. In fact, I bet あなた a hundred dollars that they wouldn't notice me if I didn't wear any clothing.
And so, Hawkeye entered the human world without any clothing on at all.
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the clothing store* Hi, how are you?
Person 63: Good.
Hawkeye: *Walks to the train station*
Duke: *Checking the brakes on his locomotive*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the station*
People: *Not noticing Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Walks onto the train*
People: *Looking at Hawkeye, and laughing while pointing at him*
Hawkeye: Does anyone have two one hundred dollar bills?
によって the time Hawkeye returned to the ポニー world, he was slightly angry as he walked out of the mirror with two hundred dollars.
Hawkeye: *Gives Pete, and Metal Gloss one hundred dollars* Here, I ストール, 盗んだ this from that clothing store, so make it last. I gotta do something with this mirror.
Outside, several ponies were walking on a sidewalk. One of the ponies got squished によって the mirror that fell from the hotel room.
Hawkeye: Sorry! That wasn't supposed to happen! Anyway, now that the mirror is destroyed, no one can make anymore Equestria Girls shit.
Metal Gloss: What's Equestria Girls?
Hawkeye: あなた don't wanna know.
Pete: Let's get back to Cheyenne.
次 日 at Cheyenne.
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Gordon: *Sitting at Pete's desk* I'm glad to be controller, and things are working with perfection.
But at the trainyard, there were eight freight trains waiting to enter the yards. Both tracks on the mainline were blocked.
Wilson: How could あなた let this happen あなた two?!
Mike: I don't know Wilson!
Orion: We were doing our best.
Wilson: Wearing a dress, and running around with a ライフル isn't doing your best.
Gordon: *Relaxing in Pete's office, and begins to smoke a cigar*
Pete: *Enters his office with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss* Okay Gordon, what have あなた done?
Gordon: I took over for あなた sir.
Pete: Right. Somepony turn off that music!
The song stops.
Pete: Thank you.
Gordon: Come on! I don't know where that song was coming from, but it was enjoyable.
Hawkeye: How many times have we broken the 4th ウォール in this fanfic?
Metal Gloss: I think four times.
Gordon: Anyway, I thought Pierce was supposed to be dead!
Hawkeye: Someday, but not today.
Gordon: FUUUCK!! *Leaves the office in a rage*
Pete: *Laughs with Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss*
The song turns back on, picking up from where it stopped.
The End
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