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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 78: Presidents, And Foul Ups
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:17 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye walked onto the station platform on his way to the trainyard. He was about to drive a freight train when he saw everypony in a crowd.
Hawkeye: Stylo? What's happening?
Stylo: Shh. Pete's about to tell us right now.
Pete: *Very happy* Fillies, and gentlecolts. I am honored to inform あなた that President Eisenhower is coming to visit us. Now on with the preperations.
Hawkeye: President Eisenhower?
Stylo: That's right. I heard he's going to choose one of us to drive a special train to get Eisenhower here.
Metal Gloss: I'll be in Idaho. I won't be able to drive the train.
Jeff: I'd like to, but Pete would most likely have me check the track conditions.
Gordon: Obviously, I'll be chosen.
Orion: You?! あなた can't go six hours without jumping off your train, and running to the bar to get drunk. Pete will ask me to drive the train.
Hawkeye: How is he going to trust you? You'd probably crash the train on purpose in order to get fired.
Orion: What? And risk the life of President Eisenhower? Getting fired on purpose can wait.
Jeff: I'm sure it can.
Jeff walked to the yards, and started helping Mike, and Ike uncouple the freight cars as they rolled down the hump.
Wilson: *Arrives* Jeffery, Pete has an important message for you.
Jeff: Is he going to let me drive the president's train?
Wilson: No. He wants あなた to go with Percy, and fix part of the mainline twenty miles east of here.
Jeff: Oh. Great. I'll go find Percy. *Walks towards the servicing facility*
On one of the tracks were three diesels being prepared for an express train to Chicagoat. Jeff decided to get in them, and drive them.
Percy: *By engines* There あなた are Jeffery. Are あなた ready?
Jeff: I certainly am. *Gets in front engine*
Percy: Uh, Jeff?
Jeff: What? I'm going to drive a train. I may not be an engineer, but Pete gave me permission.
He didn't realize the engine was in reverse as he looked at Percy. When he pushed the lever, the engines went towards a building for repairing engines. He crashed the three diesels through the door, and into a wall.
Jeff: Oh dear.
Percy: Was that supposed to happen?
Jeff: *Walks out of repair building* Poliiiiice? My watch got stolen によって a boat!
Percy: Are あなた feeling alright Jeff?
Jeff: Oh Percy. I think I'm feeling a little woozy from that crash. *Falls on ground*
Percy: I'm gonna go get some help. *Walks away*
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.
Pete: Alright, let's go over what あなた did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did あなた do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know あなた didn't, but あなた need to be もっと見る careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of もっと見る repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while the President is coming to visit us. He'll be here tomorrow, and I don't wanna see あなた make another mistake. Got it?
Jeff: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now go with Percy.
Jeff, and Percy were walking away from the station, and towards a siding where a speeder was waiting.
Percy: So what did Pete have to say?
Jeff: He told me no もっと見る foul ups, and he doesn't wanna see me make another mistake.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* I heard about what happened.
Jeff: And あなた feel sorry for me?
Hawkeye: Well I wouldn't really say that, but I wanted to make sure あなた were alright.
Jeff: I'm still alive, aren't I?
Hawkeye: What are あなた 芝居 like a smart 尻, お尻 for?
Jeff: I'm not.
Hawkeye: Yeah あなた are. あなた could be turning into Gordon. あなた got the same コート color as him, and you're also a unicorn. Maybe you're Gordon in disguise.
Jeff: Where are あなた off to?
Hawkeye: I'm going to drive a passenger train to Denver.
Jeff: Well be careful. The first bridge あなた come across is being repaired.
Hawkeye: I'll be fine. I won't crash any of my trains like あなた do.
Jeff: Well....
Flashback #1, 1955
Mafia ポニー 64: Quick, get a grenade on those tracks.
Mafia ポニー 41: *Throws grenade at tracks*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The tracks were destroyed.
Pete: *Sees explosion* Whoa. What was that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, it looks like- *drives over damaged part of tracks, and gets derailed*
Flashback #2, 1956
The freight car rolled onto the switch, and was blocking both tracks. A ポニー in a signal tower switched the points, not knowing about the freight car. It soon derailed.
Metal Gloss: *Sees freight car in front of them*
Hawkeye * Applying brakes, but his train hits the boxcar. His train is not derailed, but the boxcar is on it's side being pushed によって the train*
Metal Gloss: Well, I never thought this would happen.
Hawkeye: Me neither. Let's keep going.
Flashback #3 1949
Gordon: *His train has stopped on the mainline, and he is drunk. He is pretending to drive a racecar, and is impersonating an announcer* Fillies, and gentlecolts, Gordon Suite is in first place as he dominates the Indianapolis 500.
Hawkeye: *Driving another train, and sees Gordon's train* What the-? *Blows whistle*
Gordon: And the winner is-
Hawkeye: *Crashes into Gordon's train*
Back to reality
Hawkeye: The last one was Gordon's fault. He idiotically left his train on the mainline so he could pretend to be a racecar driver. I'm surprised none of us died when I crashed into him.
Percy: Hawk, don't あなた have somewhere to be?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, I was just about to leave. *Walks away*
Stephanie just stopped a passenger train at the station, and Hawkeye climbed on.
Hawkeye: Hi.
Stephanie: Hello. I saw あなた talking to Jeff while I drove the train here.
Hawkeye: Yeah, well now we will not see him, because we're getting out of here.
Stephanie: We have to wait for the conductor, and the passengers.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Five 分 passed.
Conductor: All aboard!!
Hawkeye: *Blows whistle twice*
Stephanie: *Rings bell*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*
The train slowly eased out of the station, then quickly got up to fifty miles an hour.
Hawkeye: So here's something Jeff told me. The first bridge we get to on this mainline is currently being repaired.
Stephanie: How does he know?
Hawkeye: I don't know, he could be lying. He accidentally crashed three diesels into the repairs, and I wanted to check on him, and see if he was okay.
Stephanie: Is he doing fine?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. He got angry for no reason, and he warned me about the bridge.
Stephanie: Why would he do a thing like that?
Hawkeye: I don't know. He's your special somepony, あなた talk to him. *Sees bridge* Being repaired my ass. Nopony is on it.
Repair Pony: *Comes up from under the bridge, and waves a red flag*
Hawkeye: whoa. *Applies brakes*
Repair Pony: *Quickly runs off the bridge*
Hawkeye: Jump off, I'm gonna put this thing in reverse!
Stephanie: *Jumps off train*
Hawkeye: *Makes the engines wheels 移動する backwards* Come on, stop. Stop!
But the train didn't stop until it got onto the bridge. The part that Hawkeye's engine was on fell off, making his engine hang from the edge. The only thing holding it back was the fifteen passenger cars.
Hawkeye: Help! I need to get out of here before the engine falls off! *Looks down, and sees a river 3000 feet below him* HEEEELP!!
Repair Pony: I heard あなた the first time! Didn't anyone tell あなた about this bridge being fixed?
Hawkeye: Why didn't あなた put up a sign?
Repair Pony: Hmm, good point, but still! あなた should've stopped.
Hawkeye: Well あなた should've put up a sign. How did あなた get under the bridge anyway?
Repair Pony: Pegasus.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well can あなた get me out of here.
Repair Pony: No. あなた have to wait there for another ポニー in a locomotive to come here. He または she will couple it up behind your train, and then あなた can get out. Any sudden movements may cause your train to fall off the cliff.
Hawkeye: Well make it quick. I gotta stay alive.
The only ポニー available was Jeff. He drove a Bigboy locomotive to the scene, and had it coupled up to the back of Hawkeye's train.
Hawkeye: Am I good?
Repair Pony: You're good.
Hawkeye: *Slowly gets out of train*
Repair Pony: Okay Jeff, pull it away from the cliff.
Jeff: *Drives train backwards*
Right as soon as the train started moving backwards, the engine fell off, and landed in the river.
Hawkeye: I was not expecting that. *Goes to Jeffery's engine*
Jeff: *Sees Hawkeye walking to him*
Hawkeye: *Climbs into Jeff's engine*
Jeff: Did あなた miss me?
Hawkeye: Yeah. I'm sorry for calling あなた a smart ass.
Jeff: Well it is true, I am smart.
Hawkeye: I didn't mean it like that. It was もっと見る of an insult.
Jeff: That's fine. Let's not get in any argument like that again.
Hawkeye: I agree.
Jeff: *Drives train back to Cheyenne*
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:01 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Jeff, and Hawkeye got back to the station. They uncoupled their engine from the train, and Stephanie continued on with Stylo in two diesels.
Hawkeye: *Walks into Pete's office* I suppose あなた heard about what happened.
Pete: Yes. How come あなた didn't listen to Jeff?
Hawkeye: I thought he was lying. Anyway he told me あなた might 火災, 火 him for crashing those three engines into the repairs.
Pete: Of course not. I know it was an accident, and I gave him a fair warning. Also, I did some serious thinking, and I'm gonna let him drive the president's train. He is to pick him up at Omaha.
Hawkeye: Right. I'll tell him.
Song: link
Jeff was very excited, and the 次 日 he drove the president's train into Cheyenne station.
Orion: Why didn't he choose me?
Hawkeye: Obvious reasons.
Gordon: Pete could've chosen me.
Hawkeye: Oh shut up.
Jeff: *Stops train at station*
Dwight D. Eisenhower: *Gets out of train*
Pete: Welcome Mr. President.
Dwight D. Eisenhower: Thank you. Me, and everypony at Washington DC have heard all about your railway. We wish to thank あなた for providing the west coast good transportation for passengers, and freight.
Pete: Not a problem.
Dwight D. Eisenhower: Also, as a reward, here is a check for three hundred thousand dollars. Keep this fine railway alive Mr. Reimer.
Pete: We'll do our best.
Dwight D. Eisenhower: Now, let's have a party.
Stop the current song, and play this one: link
Soda, and 食 appeared out of nowhere on the platform, and everypony was dancing to the music.
Jeff: Even the president likes Rock & Roll.
Stylo: Three cheers for the president! Hip hip.
Ponies: Hooray!
Stylo: Hip hip.
Ponies: Hooray!
Stylo: Hip hip.
Ponies: Hooray!
Everypony enjoyed theirselves, and were very glad the president arrived.
The End
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon loses his marbles.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 78: Presidents, And Foul Ups
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:17 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye walked onto the station platform on his way to the trainyard. He was about to drive a freight train when he saw everypony in a crowd.
Hawkeye: Stylo? What's happening?
Stylo: Shh. Pete's about to tell us right now.
Pete: *Very happy* Fillies, and gentlecolts. I am honored to inform あなた that President Eisenhower is coming to visit us. Now on with the preperations.
Hawkeye: President Eisenhower?
Stylo: That's right. I heard he's going to choose one of us to drive a special train to get Eisenhower here.
Metal Gloss: I'll be in Idaho. I won't be able to drive the train.
Jeff: I'd like to, but Pete would most likely have me check the track conditions.
Gordon: Obviously, I'll be chosen.
Orion: You?! あなた can't go six hours without jumping off your train, and running to the bar to get drunk. Pete will ask me to drive the train.
Hawkeye: How is he going to trust you? You'd probably crash the train on purpose in order to get fired.
Orion: What? And risk the life of President Eisenhower? Getting fired on purpose can wait.
Jeff: I'm sure it can.
Jeff walked to the yards, and started helping Mike, and Ike uncouple the freight cars as they rolled down the hump.
Wilson: *Arrives* Jeffery, Pete has an important message for you.
Jeff: Is he going to let me drive the president's train?
Wilson: No. He wants あなた to go with Percy, and fix part of the mainline twenty miles east of here.
Jeff: Oh. Great. I'll go find Percy. *Walks towards the servicing facility*
On one of the tracks were three diesels being prepared for an express train to Chicagoat. Jeff decided to get in them, and drive them.
Percy: *By engines* There あなた are Jeffery. Are あなた ready?
Jeff: I certainly am. *Gets in front engine*
Percy: Uh, Jeff?
Jeff: What? I'm going to drive a train. I may not be an engineer, but Pete gave me permission.
He didn't realize the engine was in reverse as he looked at Percy. When he pushed the lever, the engines went towards a building for repairing engines. He crashed the three diesels through the door, and into a wall.
Jeff: Oh dear.
Percy: Was that supposed to happen?
Jeff: *Walks out of repair building* Poliiiiice? My watch got stolen によって a boat!
Percy: Are あなた feeling alright Jeff?
Jeff: Oh Percy. I think I'm feeling a little woozy from that crash. *Falls on ground*
Percy: I'm gonna go get some help. *Walks away*
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.
Pete: Alright, let's go over what あなた did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did あなた do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know あなた didn't, but あなた need to be もっと見る careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of もっと見る repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while the President is coming to visit us. He'll be here tomorrow, and I don't wanna see あなた make another mistake. Got it?
Jeff: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now go with Percy.
Jeff, and Percy were walking away from the station, and towards a siding where a speeder was waiting.
Percy: So what did Pete have to say?
Jeff: He told me no もっと見る foul ups, and he doesn't wanna see me make another mistake.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* I heard about what happened.
Jeff: And あなた feel sorry for me?
Hawkeye: Well I wouldn't really say that, but I wanted to make sure あなた were alright.
Jeff: I'm still alive, aren't I?
Hawkeye: What are あなた 芝居 like a smart 尻, お尻 for?
Jeff: I'm not.
Hawkeye: Yeah あなた are. あなた could be turning into Gordon. あなた got the same コート color as him, and you're also a unicorn. Maybe you're Gordon in disguise.
Jeff: Where are あなた off to?
Hawkeye: I'm going to drive a passenger train to Denver.
Jeff: Well be careful. The first bridge あなた come across is being repaired.
Hawkeye: I'll be fine. I won't crash any of my trains like あなた do.
Jeff: Well....
Flashback #1, 1955
Mafia ポニー 64: Quick, get a grenade on those tracks.
Mafia ポニー 41: *Throws grenade at tracks*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The tracks were destroyed.
Pete: *Sees explosion* Whoa. What was that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, it looks like- *drives over damaged part of tracks, and gets derailed*
Flashback #2, 1956
The freight car rolled onto the switch, and was blocking both tracks. A ポニー in a signal tower switched the points, not knowing about the freight car. It soon derailed.
Metal Gloss: *Sees freight car in front of them*
Hawkeye * Applying brakes, but his train hits the boxcar. His train is not derailed, but the boxcar is on it's side being pushed によって the train*
Metal Gloss: Well, I never thought this would happen.
Hawkeye: Me neither. Let's keep going.
Flashback #3 1949
Gordon: *His train has stopped on the mainline, and he is drunk. He is pretending to drive a racecar, and is impersonating an announcer* Fillies, and gentlecolts, Gordon Suite is in first place as he dominates the Indianapolis 500.
Hawkeye: *Driving another train, and sees Gordon's train* What the-? *Blows whistle*
Gordon: And the winner is-
Hawkeye: *Crashes into Gordon's train*
Back to reality
Hawkeye: The last one was Gordon's fault. He idiotically left his train on the mainline so he could pretend to be a racecar driver. I'm surprised none of us died when I crashed into him.
Percy: Hawk, don't あなた have somewhere to be?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, I was just about to leave. *Walks away*
Stephanie just stopped a passenger train at the station, and Hawkeye climbed on.
Hawkeye: Hi.
Stephanie: Hello. I saw あなた talking to Jeff while I drove the train here.
Hawkeye: Yeah, well now we will not see him, because we're getting out of here.
Stephanie: We have to wait for the conductor, and the passengers.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Five 分 passed.
Conductor: All aboard!!
Hawkeye: *Blows whistle twice*
Stephanie: *Rings bell*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*
The train slowly eased out of the station, then quickly got up to fifty miles an hour.
Hawkeye: So here's something Jeff told me. The first bridge we get to on this mainline is currently being repaired.
Stephanie: How does he know?
Hawkeye: I don't know, he could be lying. He accidentally crashed three diesels into the repairs, and I wanted to check on him, and see if he was okay.
Stephanie: Is he doing fine?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. He got angry for no reason, and he warned me about the bridge.
Stephanie: Why would he do a thing like that?
Hawkeye: I don't know. He's your special somepony, あなた talk to him. *Sees bridge* Being repaired my ass. Nopony is on it.
Repair Pony: *Comes up from under the bridge, and waves a red flag*
Hawkeye: whoa. *Applies brakes*
Repair Pony: *Quickly runs off the bridge*
Hawkeye: Jump off, I'm gonna put this thing in reverse!
Stephanie: *Jumps off train*
Hawkeye: *Makes the engines wheels 移動する backwards* Come on, stop. Stop!
But the train didn't stop until it got onto the bridge. The part that Hawkeye's engine was on fell off, making his engine hang from the edge. The only thing holding it back was the fifteen passenger cars.
Hawkeye: Help! I need to get out of here before the engine falls off! *Looks down, and sees a river 3000 feet below him* HEEEELP!!
Repair Pony: I heard あなた the first time! Didn't anyone tell あなた about this bridge being fixed?
Hawkeye: Why didn't あなた put up a sign?
Repair Pony: Hmm, good point, but still! あなた should've stopped.
Hawkeye: Well あなた should've put up a sign. How did あなた get under the bridge anyway?
Repair Pony: Pegasus.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well can あなた get me out of here.
Repair Pony: No. あなた have to wait there for another ポニー in a locomotive to come here. He または she will couple it up behind your train, and then あなた can get out. Any sudden movements may cause your train to fall off the cliff.
Hawkeye: Well make it quick. I gotta stay alive.
The only ポニー available was Jeff. He drove a Bigboy locomotive to the scene, and had it coupled up to the back of Hawkeye's train.
Hawkeye: Am I good?
Repair Pony: You're good.
Hawkeye: *Slowly gets out of train*
Repair Pony: Okay Jeff, pull it away from the cliff.
Jeff: *Drives train backwards*
Right as soon as the train started moving backwards, the engine fell off, and landed in the river.
Hawkeye: I was not expecting that. *Goes to Jeffery's engine*
Jeff: *Sees Hawkeye walking to him*
Hawkeye: *Climbs into Jeff's engine*
Jeff: Did あなた miss me?
Hawkeye: Yeah. I'm sorry for calling あなた a smart ass.
Jeff: Well it is true, I am smart.
Hawkeye: I didn't mean it like that. It was もっと見る of an insult.
Jeff: That's fine. Let's not get in any argument like that again.
Hawkeye: I agree.
Jeff: *Drives train back to Cheyenne*
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:01 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Jeff, and Hawkeye got back to the station. They uncoupled their engine from the train, and Stephanie continued on with Stylo in two diesels.
Hawkeye: *Walks into Pete's office* I suppose あなた heard about what happened.
Pete: Yes. How come あなた didn't listen to Jeff?
Hawkeye: I thought he was lying. Anyway he told me あなた might 火災, 火 him for crashing those three engines into the repairs.
Pete: Of course not. I know it was an accident, and I gave him a fair warning. Also, I did some serious thinking, and I'm gonna let him drive the president's train. He is to pick him up at Omaha.
Hawkeye: Right. I'll tell him.
Song: link
Jeff was very excited, and the 次 日 he drove the president's train into Cheyenne station.
Orion: Why didn't he choose me?
Hawkeye: Obvious reasons.
Gordon: Pete could've chosen me.
Hawkeye: Oh shut up.
Jeff: *Stops train at station*
Dwight D. Eisenhower: *Gets out of train*
Pete: Welcome Mr. President.
Dwight D. Eisenhower: Thank you. Me, and everypony at Washington DC have heard all about your railway. We wish to thank あなた for providing the west coast good transportation for passengers, and freight.
Pete: Not a problem.
Dwight D. Eisenhower: Also, as a reward, here is a check for three hundred thousand dollars. Keep this fine railway alive Mr. Reimer.
Pete: We'll do our best.
Dwight D. Eisenhower: Now, let's have a party.
Stop the current song, and play this one: link
Soda, and 食 appeared out of nowhere on the platform, and everypony was dancing to the music.
Jeff: Even the president likes Rock & Roll.
Stylo: Three cheers for the president! Hip hip.
Ponies: Hooray!
Stylo: Hip hip.
Ponies: Hooray!
Stylo: Hip hip.
Ponies: Hooray!
Everypony enjoyed theirselves, and were very glad the president arrived.
The End
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon loses his marbles.