raging crystal

It was a Saturday afternoon. The weather was realy nice, so I decided to go to the Park with some フレンズ to have a barbeque. The Park is about 6 Miles away so I had to drive によって car.
I packed my bag with some bottles of limonade and some steaks, left my apartment and got into my car. It was a BMW 330. Actually I never liked this car that much … too much electrical toys for me. I started the engine and drove away. After about 3 miles I saw that there was a red traffic light in about 100 meters. I just began to slow down but then the light turned green so I pushed on the gas pedal again.

Suddenly,...

Humphrey was all hoped up to beat Wolfiey's son in a rap battle so when he got there he saw riley sitting waiting : and they soon started with Riley first:
Yo Humphrey, I spit a racial slur. Honky, sue me.
This shit is a Horror flick
but the black guy doesn’t die in this movie.
Fucking with Riley dawg あなた gotta be kiddin.
That makes me believe あなた really don’t have a interest in livin.
You think these niggas gonna feel the shit あなた say?
I got a better chance joinin the K.K.K.
Know some real shit tho? I like you.
That’s why I didn’t wanna be the one あなた commit suicide to.
Fuck Riley ......

Kate & Humphrey Adventures.
Summer of 2011 Part 3. “The war was just begun.”

3 days later....

“OK guys! Listen up! We found where the group in the eastern territory are hiding. So we attack from here, and here. Garth will lead team 1 to the northern part, while team 2 will hit the middle and knock them south towards their territory. Team 1 あなた will kill any in your way. Team 2 only kill if necessary. We will attack at first dawn, so be up 2 hours before sunrise so we will be there right at dawn.” Kate went back to her デン after her big speech. Humphrey slowly followed her back. He...

Humphrey's POV


I was sleeping peacefully. I didn't notice the pups getting ready to pounce on me. I was dreaming of chasing my pups and playing with them. I was just about to catch Shadow when I woke up and found the pups on my back.
"Why do あなた guy's do this?" I asked. They all smiled.
"Cause it's fun." Shadow grinned. "Right Aleu?" He said.
"Y-yeah it's fun." She stammered. I saw her face turning red under her fur. Shakey,Salty and Mooch then entered.
"Hey Humphrey we just thought that y'all didn't get that much sleep last night. So we could go and take the pups for the day?" Shakey asked....

Ok, here is whats going to happen. For those who may get the wrong idea. Katie and I WILL get back together. I am not telling あなた when where または how its going to happen. This kind of reminds me of that movie "No Strings Attatched" with a seasoning of revenge on it. Kate and I are sex フレンズ who only want their mates back. In order to get them back according to a plan によって Kate, they must constantly have sex in order to make their mates, who are in a relationship with eachother out of anger, jealous and want them back.


The thunder continued to boom. Kate's howl echoed through the forest. My sobs...

One 日 while Kate is out on a hunt, she finds a weird looking human knocked out. On his shoulder says UNSC and they take him to the pack. But Kate seems to be developing feelings for this new visitor.


Kate had awoken early in the morning to begin her hunt for the united pack. She realized it would take a lot もっと見る to hunt now that she had もっと見る mouths to feed. She took Humphrey (who was now trained), Scar, and Katie (my mate!). "Alright, where are あなた little shits?" Katie growled. "Someone is pissed off this morning." Kate said. "I'm fucking hungry." Katie 発言しました with a groan. "Hell, I am too."...

Kate was getting ready for her 日付 with Humphrey. They had planned to snuggle up and watch horror 映画 until they fell asleep in each others arms. Kate had just gotten out of the シャワー and dried off. She had to smell good too, especially if Humphrey was going to "make the move" tonight. "Damn, I hope he does." Kate 発言しました to her reflection. She then noticed something about her reflection that made her uneasy. She noticed that when she smiled in the mirror, her reflection's was bigger, and the teeth were もっと見る sharp looking. How could she have missed it? She had this mirror for years. Kate...

Humphrey got up and got some coffee and he added extra sugar and went and sat on the porch and the paper boy rode によって and 発言しました "Hey Humphrey" and throws the paper and it lands on the porch and Humphrey says "Hey Jeremy" and then he picked up the paper and sat back down and then Garth pulled up and 発言しました "Hey loser hows your piece of shit car doing" and Humphrey says "Its not a piece of crap Its a classic doush bag No wait your some stupid jock fag who comes to my house to eat cause your to poor to provide for your self" then garth walked right up to him and 発言しました "Listen if your picking a fight...

Humphrey woke up that morning to a shocking but awesome surprise. Winston was at the base, along with Hutch, Kate and Johnny! He ran from his barracks to the gates of the 狼, オオカミ base. The first he came to hug was his brother Hutch. Kate opened her arms expecting him o hug her first.
“Hutch, your Words of Wisdom really helped me! Thanks so much brother!”
“Nope problem Humphrey! I 愛 あなた too! How did they help?”
“I was saw the flight deck of the plane, and it was so complex. I was in a rush too. Our General was yelling at us and a flashback of あなた came, and it helped. I 愛 あなた brother!”...

Author's words: Humphrey is the main character. Some things in the actual A&O world will be changed up. For exapmle, Lilly in Humphrey's sister, and Humphrey' is not as fun-loving. I hope あなた enjoy this cross!

Humphrey got off the log-boat and carried off his stuff. He needed a ride. He had no idea log-cars were in Jasper too. He howled for Hutch, his brother, to pick him up. Hutch eventually came to pick him up. Humphrey saw Hutch had eyeliner of something.
“Wassup brother!”
“Hey Humphrey!”
“It’s good to see あなた man!”
“It’s good to see あなた too!”
Hutch put Humphrey’s...

SO it was Sunday and all humphrey had been doing for the past week was sitting on the ソファー, ソファ watching tv eatting going to the bathroom and cutting himself He wasn't like himself thought Curtis and then Humphrey came up with a great idea to get rid of his depression with out cutting himself he thought to make a rap song and test his chances of becoming famous. Curtis thought it was a great idea but he 発言しました 'Humphrey あなた need a make over' and curtis made humphrey look pimp and humphrey had this great idea to put his bang over his left eye and it looked great. Tonight was his first ギグ and Tony...

IMPORTANT: This happens 3 years after the prolouge article.

It was a warm 日 in jasper park. The weather was perfect. Humphrey was sitting with garth on the small hillside leading to the head alpha's dens, waiting for kate to finish getting ready.

"She's been in there for hours!" he complained.
"It's a big 日 for her, humphrey." garth responded. "If I were you, i'd smarten yourself up."
"I got ready ages ago!"
"What did あなた wash your 毛皮 with? Frogspawn?"
"Very funny, barf."
"Glad to be of amusement, koyote."
Humphrey turned to make a retort when suddenly there was a commotion down near the bottom...