Demotivational Humphrey 5

chapter 1 the beginning october 30, 2013 , canada jasper one 日 in jasper park there was two wolfs playing out in the forest. There was a girl and a boy the boys name is robbie and girls name is rachel. Robbie was 17 years old and rachel was 11 years old they was playing tag as there father saw them his name was humphrey . Humphrey was at least in his his twentys または thirtys. But he walk up to robbie when he was turned around. Robbie notice that there was a shadow 次 to him . But humphrey scared robbie . Ahh!!! ジーザス christ!!! あなた scared me robbie yelled . Humphrey fell on the ground cracking...

it was the mid 60's at jasper park Alberta Canada Humphrey was watching the news about the conflict of north and south Vietnam and that the us was getting involved. Humphrey got interested to 登録する the military the 次 日 he went over to Kate's デン to have some breakfast, while they were eating he told her about the news Kate got surprised, You're going to 登録する the military? あなた cant go she said, so. Humphrey asked, the marines will train me to be like an alpha 狼, オオカミ and don't worry i will live he said. meanwhile Garth and Lilly who also heard the news went to the recruiting station to become...

We howled all night. 'I hope my dad isn't howling tonight, because if he finds me, I'm dead,' I thought. Finally, the howl ended and the オオカミ started leaving. I felt awkward. I couldn't tell Humphrey that he was amazing; it would give him the wrong idea. Maybe I did like him, but not enough to break the entire social anarchy of both the Western and Eastern packs.
Humphrey was staring at the moon and had a look on his face that made me feel bad that I couldn't tell him my feelings. He seemed to have other things on his mind. Suddenly, he changed his expression to a sly one and he cocked an...

Note: This episode contains drug use. Don't do drugs, it fucks あなた up. I don't do drugs either

After Katie and I had a little time alone to talk things out and have make-up sex, we were back together in our beds just like old times.

Katie: Chris, lets forget that ever happened ok?

Me: I'm with you. Its gonna take a while but we will eventually forget it.

Katie: Well, lets get some sleep baby. *Kisses* Goodnight

Me: Goodnight *Kisses Back*

Soon we were both asleep and ready to start back our normal lives. I remembered though what Kate told me when we were together for that breif moment. I loved...

Half the credit for this goes to HumphreyAlpha-- he helped me write this. Thanks HumphreyAlpha!!!
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Bushes behind kodi, a white male wolf, rustled.
A pretty tan female 狼, オオカミ walked out.
Kodi turns around and smiles. Hey, there, girl...
"Hello, kodi." she said.
Kodi jumps. "How do あなた know my name?
He took a step back.
"my mother knows your father well, she told me your name" she said.
Kodi raised an eyebrow.
"sorry for, uh coming out of the blue... " she said, looking at the ground shyly.
Kodi kneels down "It's okay..."
"my name's Aleu." she said
"That's a pretty name... As pretty as you...