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Five coffins shot out of the ground. The lids slowly fell down revealing Nagato, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi. Suddenly the bodies awaken.

Deidara steps フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして and looks around saying, “Where am I?” He looks to his left and sees Sasori in a coffin and Kakuzu to the right of him. “Oh no,” Deidara said, “I’ve been buried alive un! This is my worst nightmare come true un.”

“Shut up brat,” Sasori said, “If あなた were buried alive then あなた wouldn’t be above ground.”

Deidara stared at Sasori for a moment. He then reached フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして and poked Sasori’s face. Sasori grabbed Deidara’s finger and bent it backwards, causing Deidara great pain. Sasori asked, “What exactly do あなた think you’re doing brat?”

“I was checking to see if it was really your human body un,” 発言しました Deidara as he fell to his knees in anguish.

Sasori let go in surprise and looked at his hands. He really was human.

“Hey,” Kakuzu whispered to Deidara and Sasori, “You guys want to buy my coffin. I’m the tallest so it is nice and roomy. It’s like a luxury coffin.”

“We already have coffins un,” Deidara said.

“Oh come on guys,” Kakuzu insisted, “You really can’t take money with あなた when あなた are gone. I have an entire fortune to rebuild.”

“If あなた don’t have money then we don’t have money either あなた greedy idiot,” Sasori said.

Kakuzu launched his hand at Sasori’s throat, but Sasori managed to dodge. “You also can’t take puppets with あなた either,” Kakuzu said, “I’m way stronger then あなた now shorty so don’t piss me off.”

Sasori ran フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして and kicked Kakuzu in the groin, causing him to fall back into his coffin. “Like I would waste the energy of using one of my puppets on someone like you,” Sasori mocked.

Deidara looked over at the coffin on his far left and saw Itachi still quietly standing in it. “Hey Itachi,” Deidara said, “Are あなた revived too un?”

Itachi remained perfectly still.

Deidara had an idea to check for sure. “If あなた aren’t then I guess あなた won’t mind me destroying your Sharingan un,” Deidara 発言しました as he reached forward.

Itachi swiftly kicked Deidara back. “I’m alive moron,” Itachi admitted, “I was just hoping あなた fools would think I was still dead and leave me alone.”

Deidara laughed to himself. “I can’t believe あなた died,” Deidara said, “Who killed あなた un?”

“Sasuke,” Itachi mumbled.

“Hahahaha! I killed Sasuke! That means my art is superior after all un,” Deidara rejoiced.

“If あなた had killed Sasuke then I wouldn’t have fought him in the first place. Besides I had a fatal disease at the time. So in truth your so called art is still vastly inferior to my hate,” Itachi explained.

Deidara stopped for a 秒 and took out some clay. “Well I’ll just have to 表示する あなた my art is superior then un,” Deidara said.

Nagato shouted, “Enough! It is no wonder あなた all died with the sorry behavior あなた are all displaying here.”

All four of them stared at Nagato. Deidara then asked, “Who are you?”

“What are あなた talking about? I was the leader of Akatsuki,” Nagato insisted.

Deidara thought for a moment and said, “No. Pain had オレンジ hair and もっと見る piercings then a goth chick un.”

Nagato became annoyed as the others laughed and said, “Those were bodies I controlled from a distance due to my poor health. I’m the real leader. Look at my eyes.”

Nagato’s Rinnegan convinced them of he was indeed Pain.

“Actually he was just a figurehead,” 発言しました the voice of someone coming towards the Akatsuki, “I am the real leader and my name is Madara Uchiha.”

The newly white masked Tobi revealed himself to the group. Sasori, Kakuzu, and Deidara stood perfectly straight out of fear. Itachi and Nagato remained unaffected.

“Looks like Kabuto did a good job of bringing あなた all back,” Tobi said.

Nagato commented, “Not all of us are back. Where is Konan?”

Tobi replied, “We thought she had served her usefulness.” Rather Tobi didn’t want to reveal how he almost ロスト to her embarrassingly.

Deidara remarked, “I also see Tobi isn’t among us un.”

Sasori asked, “Who is Tobi?”

“Tobi was this idiot that replaced あなた as my partner un,” Deidara explained, “He was probably considered too stupid to revive un.”

The white masked Tobi stared at Deidara for a moment as Itachi and Nagato did a simultaneous face palm.

“I see あなた don’t recognize me,” Tobi said, “Perhaps this will help.”

Tobi then began talking in his fake childish voice. “Sempai! Oh Tobi is so happy to see you,” 発言しました Tobi, “Tobi missed あなた so much.”

Deidara started to sweat profusely as he asked, “You mean all this time I was being a jerk to the leader?”

Nagato remarked, “I kept telling あなた to be nicer to him.”

“Don’t worry,” Tobi 発言しました in his Madara voice, “I’m not one to hold a grudge.”

Deidara looked relieved as he asked, “Really?”

“Really,” Tobi said, “I’m one who acts on a grudge!”

Tobi then teleported Deidara into the air and shot him with a fireball jutsu.

After Deidara landed on the ground Tobi walked away saying, “It is good to have あなた all back in my service. You’ll be useful to me in the days to come.”

Kabuto emerged and said, “Alright it is time for あなた to return to your coffins. You’ll need your rest.”

Sasori responded, “You look much uglier then I remember Orochimaru.”

Kabuto squinted and said, “I’m Kabuto. I was your spy for a while.”

Sasori looked closer and said, “Oh yes. I see you’ve come along way.”

Kabuto smiled replied, “Well thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” Sasori said, “Not many can go from being an Orochimaru fanboy to an Orochimaru poser.”

Kabuto attempted to attack Sasori, but Tobi held him back. “Just get in your coffins and rest,” Tobi said.

They all returned to their coffins, which disappeared.

Tobi looked at Kabuto and asked, “You do have other reanimations right?”
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