I know this sounds weird, but my mom's personality reminds me of Izaya. xD Of course she's not sinister like he is, but she likes "trolling" people in person. She sets up situations just to see their reactions, and says she likes to "torture" my dad that way, who's really strong and breaks stuff when he's angry. I'm not a huge やおい ファン but doesn't this sound familiar..?
Izaya:I don't believe in god. There's no proof he exists. In a world where there isn't even proof of the future, the past exists. Even if it's tainted with misunderstandings and delusions, if the people themselves believe in it, the past is the truth to them. And, if あなた base your actions または your life around it, in a way, it's a type of god itself.
Izaya: Sushi love. I like fatty tuna...